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Thursday, January 20, 2011

MY Golden Globes Best & Worst Dressed

One of my favorite parts of award season.. Well, my ONLY favorite part of award season, is the fashion on the fashion on the red carpet! I decided to do my OWN little Best & Worst dressed list :)
BEST
Heather Morris: Freaking hilarious. LOVE her. LOVE this dress. It's in my top 5 of the night. I of course love how it has sleeves, but I am now obsessed with owning a nude dress for our cruise in March ('cause, you know...we're going on a cruise. Be jealous).


WORST
Catherina Zeta-Jones. I know you're dating an old guy, but you don't need to dress like it! Looking at this reminds me of Scarlett's dress in Gone With the Wind..


WORST
Tina Fey. Seriously...I believe that dress belongs to my wardrobe circa 1997. And it was gross even then.


WORST
Scarlett Johannson. I know I said I was into the whole nude dress thing, but this is all wrong! What's weird is that she has the PERFECT figure, but somehow managed to find a dress that makes her look frumpy. Also, her hair makes me want to take a shower.


WORST
Tilda Swinton. Do I really need to say anything about this? This looks like a really poorly dressed bridesmaid at an LDS wedding. On a side note: I really really like her shoes.


BEST
Mila Kunis. I love everything about this dress! The color, the cut, and I love that it was paired with almost no jewelry. I'm also obsessed with Mila, so maybe I'm biased.


WORST
Jennifer Lopez. Just one sentence: Don't wear a poncho to a red carpet.


WORST
Julia Stiles. I have grown to love her over this last season of Dexter, but this dress is seriously frightening. What is she, 30? I think she's way past Prom age..


BEST
Jane Fonda. She is so flawless and graceful, and is dressed as such. She's dressed her age, used black (stunning), and the cut is wonderful for her. Pretty sure I want this dress too.


WORST
Natalie Portman. Now, I know it's hard to dress when you're pregnant, but with her explosion these past few months, you'd think she would get better than this! That flower makes me nauseous.


WORST
Michelle Williams. This isn't the MTV Movie Awards. Or the '70's. So PLEASE get out of that hideous dress!


BEST
Claire Danes. This is the PERFECT color for her rosy colored skin. It is so simple as well! I am absolutely in love with this simplicity.


WORST
Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's been unlucky in love, so maybe that's she chose a bad wedding dress. Anyone else feel like her top is going to eat her alive?


BEST
Angelina Jolie. I love everything about this look. I love how it's gathered like a tunic, how it's green, the long sleeves, and, of course, the SPARKLES! I am a girl, after all.


WORST
January Jones. I saw this dress got some awards, and I have NO IDEA why. It's one of the most unflattering of the night. It's way too awkward to make any sense of. And tassels? Maybe she thought it was the CMA's.


WORST
Helena Bonham Carter. I really only put her on here because she had two different colored shoes. She's horrible every award show, so it's not a surprise she showed up in this get up.


WORST
Emma Stone. Although I love her understated make up/hair, it doesn't excuse her nasty orange, ill-fitting get up. Ew.


WORST
Amy Adams. This is hard for me, because I am in LOVE with her! But what's up with the oddly gathered fabric? It looks like fabric threw up on her bodice.


WORST
Sandra Bullock. Which is worse? Her bangs or her dress? Once again, I love the nude dress, just not this one. She has a nice body, maybe she shouldn't wear a dress like a paper bag..


WORST
Halle Berry. Does this dress remind anyone of Madonna? I love the shoes, and I love how she looks killer with short hair, but I cannot get past this dress. Also, we KNOW you have a nice body. Cover it up once in a while.


BEST
Anne Hathaway. My ALL TIME FAVE OF THE NIGHT. LOVE this dress! Love the color (nude), love the sparkles (of course), and I love how it hugs her body. If my body looked like hers, that would be the best day of my life!



1 comment:

  1. It is really entertaining to get your take on this! Most I agreed with except some of your favorites! I personally loved Catherine ZJ's dress... totally Gone With the Wind/Zorro-esque. Disagree with:
    ~ Mila (HATE that dress including the color)
    ~ Claire Danes (how unflattering... let's prove that she has NO boobs. Love the color tho.)
    ~ Angelina (love her; unequivocally HATE that dress. I cannot state this strongly enough. I am using the word HATE. I never do that.)
    ~ Anne's dress is just okay.

    Thanks for the fun! :)

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