Liar, Liar

No, I'm not talking about politicians, silly. This post is all about Ethan. He has already told his first lie. In fact, he tells it several times a day. He's discovered that "Poop" gets him out of bed, out of time out, etc. What he HASN'T yet figured out, is that it's pretty easy for me to figure out he's telling an untruth. What will he come up with next??