2. A random text from a friend. If I haven't heard from you in a while, this seriously makes my week!
3. Getting laundry done in 1 day. I honestly feel like I deserve a sash and a crown for finishing laundry in just 1 day. It basically never happens. Ever.
4. Bacon. Only after 10:00pm. In fact, I just had some. With salad - I feel like one balanced the other. Pretty sure that's how it works.
5. Someone ELSE's embarrassing story. I love hearing these. Other people's embarrassment just never gets old.
6. When I see an ex-boyfriend that got huge and gross. I never really ended that many relationships poorly, but I still like to know I'm hotter than them. Shallow? Yes.
7. Finishing a puzzle. I feel like a jedi ninja MASTER.
8. When someone asks me if I've read a book, and I can say yes. I pretty much never remember titles to books I've read, so I feel like a freakin genius when this happens.
9. When I can pee without pushing on my bladder. I just feel like a teenager again.
10. Those random kisses from my husband. I'm an attention whore, and crave physical touch pretty much all the time.
11. Going on a road trip and having all types of junk food at hand: chocolate, sour candy, gum, chips, popcorn, and soda.
12. The one week a month I actually fill out my bra. I feel so sophisticated. I'm finally an A cup!
13. Getting through the Wal-Mart line in less than 30 minutes. Victory is mine!