2. Jeans that stretch to wear. What they don't tell you is that you're buying jeans that are going to fit you for about 4 hours, max. By lunch time, you feel like you're swimming in your jeans.
3. Game shows. I HATE game shows with a passion. You know that feeling you have when you're about to confront someone and it's going to be awful? For some reason, I have that gut feeling every time a game show is on.
4. Houses painted in easter egg colors. Pretty sure the reason they're called easter egg colors is because they're meant for EASTER EGGS. Please paint your house something neutral so your neighbors don't hate you.
5. Blue dye in hair gel. There is ONE type of hair gel I've found that works for Ethan's hair. Unfortunately, it's dyed blue. Did I mention Ethan's a boy? Doing his hair is considered a sport in our house. It consists of me frantically running after a giggly little boy who thinks it's a game of tag. I always end up getting gel all over his face, and because it's blue, he looks like a little smurf when all is said and done.
